Michael Todaro's
Climatologist.com
"If you're gonna go outside... climate counts"
Michael Todaro, the world's leading climatologist, has developed a unique suit to combat the ravages of global warming. Made entirely of cardboard it has been created as an adjunct to his plan to cool the earth by having everyone keep their refrigerator door open for three hours a day. When ready for market the suit is expected to cost between 2 and 4 cents a square inch and have a usable life of several days. Mr. Todaro, a noted lecturer as well as a theoretician, has been asked to speak all around Washington D.C. and often has been asked to leave the area. Mr. Todaro's involement in Climategate was limited to hacked emails of a sexual nature sent to various local strippers that should in no way compromise the integrity of his work. National Climatic Data Center

American Association of State Climatologists

Climate Calculators

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